Ah, there is nothing like reading a good old fashion newspaper!  I love The New York Times.  The reporting is excellent, and the paper is larger than me!

Congressman Weiner resigned!  I can’t believe it!  He finally did it!  What are we going to do now?  That was 3 of the most fun weeks of my life.  Hey, when you are a Shmekel, you can’t get much better than having a Congressman named “Weiner” to make fun of for being gross!

On a personal note, I am having a bit of a personal crisis.  I am starting to have feelings for a cat.  Her name is Sassy, and this seems to go beyond a mixed-marriage sort of thing.  This is no poodle-chihuahua relationship problem where the worst that could happen is a litter of scrawny puppies with random puffs of kinky hair.  And we are consenting adults, so who are we hurting?

Congressman Anthony Weiner IS a weenie!  What kind of a person sends out pictures like that in his own name and does not think anyone will find out about it?  And what kind of judgment does he have if that is what he is doing?

Have you seen John Edwards’ mug shot?  Is this clown for real?  Hey, I admire his hair, I am bald and a nice coif is something to behold, but he’s smiling like he just won the lottery!  What kind of a jerk is this?  Is he delusional?  Who would smile like that during a mug shot?!

So, Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed are making the talk show rounds and “fighting”?  Puleeze!  I’ve seen better acting on infomercials at 3 AM by former dinner theater actors!  These phoney balonies are doing whatever they can to get people to watch their lame, boring TV show.  Well this spicy tamale isn’t tuning in, and I hope you won’t either!

Mr. Shmekel loves life and he loves sharing his opinions and experiences.  Enjoy!