Congressman Weiner No More!

Congressman Weiner resigned!  I can’t believe it!  He finally did it!  What are we going to do now?  That was 3 of the most fun weeks of my life.  Hey, when you are a Shmekel, you can’t get much better than having a Congressman named “Weiner” to make fun of for being gross!

On a personal note, I am having a bit of a personal crisis.  I am starting to have feelings for a cat.  Her name is Sassy, and this seems to go beyond a mixed-marriage sort of thing.  This is no poodle-chihuahua relationship problem where the worst that could happen is a litter of scrawny puppies with random puffs of kinky hair.  And we are consenting adults, so who are we hurting?