Mr. Shmekel's World http://mrshmekel.com Sun, 13 Nov 2011 23:27:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Just catching up on the news…old school. http://mrshmekel.com/2011/07/02/just-catching-up-on-the-news-old-school/ http://mrshmekel.com/2011/07/02/just-catching-up-on-the-news-old-school/#comments Sun, 03 Jul 2011 02:25:06 +0000 Mr. Shmekel's Assistant http://mrshmekel.com/?p=160 Ah, there is nothing like reading a good old fashion newspaper!  I love The New York Times.  The reporting is excellent, and the paper is larger than me!

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On a personal note, I am having a bit of a personal crisis.  I am starting to have feelings for a cat.  Her name is Sassy, and this seems to go beyond a mixed-marriage sort of thing.  This is no poodle-chihuahua relationship problem where the worst that could happen is a litter of scrawny puppies with random puffs of kinky hair.  And we are consenting adults, so who are we hurting?

]]> http://mrshmekel.com/2011/06/16/congressman-weiner-no-more/feed/ 0 Anthony Weiner is a Weenie, and I Should Know! http://mrshmekel.com/2011/06/15/anthony-weiner-is-a-weiner-and-i-should-know/ http://mrshmekel.com/2011/06/15/anthony-weiner-is-a-weiner-and-i-should-know/#comments Wed, 15 Jun 2011 21:46:06 +0000 Mr. Shmekel's Assistant http://mrshmekel.com/?p=128 Congressman Anthony Weiner IS a weenie!  What kind of a person sends out pictures like that in his own name and does not think anyone will find out about it?  And what kind of judgment does he have if that is what he is doing?

 

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Have you seen John Edwards’ mug shot?  Is this clown for real?  Hey, I admire his hair, I am bald and a nice coif is something to behold, but he’s smiling like he just won the lottery!  What kind of a jerk is this?  Is he delusional?  Who would smile like that during a mug shot?!

 

 

]]> http://mrshmekel.com/2011/06/14/john-edwards-super-weenie/feed/ 0 Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed are Phonies http://mrshmekel.com/2011/06/14/gene-simmons-and-shannon-tweed-are-phonies/ http://mrshmekel.com/2011/06/14/gene-simmons-and-shannon-tweed-are-phonies/#comments Tue, 14 Jun 2011 22:05:26 +0000 Mr. Shmekel's Assistant http://mrshmekel.com/?p=132 So, Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed are making the talk show rounds and “fighting”?  Puleeze!  I’ve seen better acting on infomercials at 3 AM by former dinner theater actors!  These phoney balonies are doing whatever they can to get people to watch their lame, boring TV show.  Well this spicy tamale isn’t tuning in, and I hope you won’t either!

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